MY JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE DREAMCAST

I already know that a Justice League movie is being made, right after that Batman V Superman, which will be the death of me. But What if the Justice League movie was how I wanted it?And by that, I mean as far away from Zack Snyder and this shitty DC Cinematic Universe as possible. The actors would be totally different. Henry Cavill is not my Superman, so I would give him the Kryptonite boot. And I don't know who Ben Affleck is kidding. I would pick him up with my two hands, break his back with my knee, and throw him in the same grave I'm gonna bury Henry Cavill. And Gal Gadot? I don't even want to start on that one. If I was to cast the Justice League for a DC Cinematic Universe done right, Here'show it would look like, and here's how they would act like. Here's who I think should play the core Justice League members.

SUPERMAN: IAN HARDING

Henry Cavill's Superman is basically written as an all powerful god being to be worshiped or feared, and I do not like that. That's not Superman! That's how Batman fans see Superman! Why would Superman have an alter ego if he wanted to be worshiped? Because he doesn't! So in my Justice League movie, Kal-El would be far from Henry Cavill's Superman. He's not a god, he's not a Jesus allegory, he's not the guy who wants to be worshiped, he's the guy who helps those who can't defend themselves, because it's his responsibility. and that's why I chose Ian Harding. Ian is basically a softer version of Henry Cavill. He could either be the guy who flies through Metropolis, or the guy you'd see on the street. And every time I picture a live action Superman that isn't Christopher Reeve, I always end up seeing Ian for some reason. I used to not like him character on PLL (How dare you brake Aria's heart?!?!), but recently, I'm starting to like him more and more. 

BATMAN: MATT BOMER

Batman is a tricky one. He's been done so many times, I can't even figure him out, but when you get to the core of Batman, he's a broken person seeking Justice he'll never resolve. He's basically reverse Superman. Superman was born from hope, and Batman was born from despair. If we're going for an older Batman, I'd choose Joel Edgerton, but if we're going for a younger Batman, I'd go with Matt Bomer. Matt Bomer would be a great Bruce Wayne. He definitely looks like it. Matt didn't get the role of Superman in Man Of Steel because he was gay, so let's give him the second best thing. 

WONDER WOMAN: JAMIE ALEXANDER

Everybody wanted Jamie Alexander to play Wonder Woman, and so did I. I mean, just look at her! She looks like friggin Wonder Woman! And her role as Lady Sif in the Thor movies only made people want her to play Wonder Woman even more. I'm sure Gal Gadot will do her best as Wonder Woman, but let's face it. She does not look like Wonder Woman. She's far too skinny. She would make a better Lois Lane than a Wonder Woman. 

GREEN LANTERN: MICHAEL B. JORDAN

I would've cast a Hal Jordan, but he burned up his luck with that awful 2011 movie. So I went with John Stewart, a fairly underrated Green Lantern (probably because he's black!) I picked Michael B. Jordan of Fantastic 4 fame. Michael l would make a great John Stewart because John is the tough, serious guy who'd make a good one-liner once in a while, and if you watched Friday Night Lights, that's exactly what he played. 

AQUAMAN: ARMIE HAMMER

Aquaman, king of the seas, butt of every superhero joke, powerful sea sorcerer. Who should play him? Well, if things went my way, I would cast Armie Hammer. An actor who was on the rise to fame,,,until he starred in The Lone Ranger. Anyways, I would cast Armie Hammer because I don't care about Armie Hammer, and I also don't care about Aquaman. Who's next?

THE FLASH: RYAN GOSLING

For The Flash/Barry Allen, I chose Ryan Gosling. The Flash is both handsome, but weird and fast talking, and I've seen enough Ryan Gosling movies to see these traits. Originally, I chose Alex Pettyfer, but then I realized Alex was too bland to play a high spirited character like The Flash.

So that was the main Characters. But heroes are only as good as the people who support them. Let's take a look at the Heroes' supporting cast.

LOIS LANE: KATE MARA



Ah, Lois. The strong, independent Journalist(that always needs Superman to save her) As much as I love Amy Adams (Enchanted is my all time favorite movie of hers) her take on Superman's ally and love interest comes across as less Lois Lane, and more Mary Jane. She's only there to support Superman, and that's not Lois. Lois is a cynical character who only supports herself. So who should play her? Originally, for this part, I chose Ellen Page, but then I went back because I realized that she looks 14, so I pushed for someone who looked older, So my choice would be Kate Mara. Lois is a journalist known for being sassy, snarky and wanting things to go her way. Kate has played a headstrong reported on House of Cards, and a very sassy(albeit mentally unstable) character in American Horror Story. So Kate would make a great Lois Lane.

NIGHTWING: LOGAN LERMAN



Why Nightwing and not Robin? Because Nightwing is awesome, and Robin is, um...not so much. I mean, in a serious superhero movie, why would there be a child dressed as a Christmas Elf following Batman around? So I went with Nightwing, who is basically Robin who has had it with Batman's shit and became a bad-ass superhero. So who should play Nightwing? My choice is Logan Lerman. Logan has recently had a rise to fame, with movies like Fury and Perks Of Being A Wallflower. He'd make a perfect Nightwing because Nightwing is a very young Superhero. He had just recently ditched Batman and the "sidekick" title of Robin to be his own awesome superhero. So basically, a boy turning into a man. Logan's character in Fury is a very similar role. Now, I know he might be a little skinny for the role, but if Chris Pratt can go from a fat guy to a muscly guy, then Logan can go from string bean to Ripped guy who wears spandex so tight, you can see his luscious booty.

Now what would a hero be without a villain? A person in a ridiculous outfit. Here's the dreamcast villains for my Justice League

DOOMSDAY: ANDY SERKIS



In this age, Practical effects are nearly nonexistent. so if you're going to do CG, do it right. I'd cast doomsday as a mo-cap Andy Serkis, because there is no one better at mo-cap than Andy Serkis.

Pretty Little Liars Movie fan casting

With Pretty little Liars closing in on it's final season, I thought about the possibility of a Pretty Little Liars movie. As much as I would love it to be an extension of the TV show, these women cannot keep playing High School girls. So if there was a PLL movie, it would have to be an reboot/adaptation of the books by Sara Shepard. And we'd also need a new director. Sorry, Marlene, but you have to go too.

DIRECTOR: SOFIA COPPOLA

Sofia Coppola is a great choice for a director. PLL is a teenaged girl driven story, so who better to direct than the director of The Virgin Suicides and The Bling Ring. 

Now that we have a Director, who should star in it? Here's my choices.

SPENCER HASTINGS/OLIVIA HOLT

Spencer is the youngest daughter of the Hastings family. She's hardworking and very much an overachiever, winning many academic awards and prizes in her prep school Rosewood Day. Despite this, it seems like Spencer can't ever escape the shadow of her smarter, more perfect older sister, Melissa. I chose Olivia because she just looks right fro the role. And many of her roles in the Disney Channel is a smart, overachieving character.

HANNA MARIN/ARIEL WINTER

Hanna is the current "It" girl at Rosewood Day. She's beautiful, graceful and perfect in every way, but appearances can be very deceiving, because Hanna actually has a lot of problems. Back in 7th grade, she used to be the chubby girl of the group. often feeling ugly compared to her thin friends, Hanna convinced herself to throw up, gaining an eating disorder. Ariel Winter would be the perfect choice for Hanna, because she's incredibly beautiful, busty and can play both loser girl and it girl.

ARIA MONTGOMERY/JODELLE FERLAND

Aria Montgomery is the female Holden Caulfield. She is a free thinker, and does not want to conform to "Typical Rosewood" life, despite being best friends with Alison Dilaurentis, the most popular girl in all of Rosewood. After spending three years in Iceland, Aria moves back to Rosewood, still haunted by her missing friend, Ali. I picked Jodelle Ferland because of her physical resemblance to the book character, and her fashion choices in real life is something Aria probably would wear. 

EMILY FIELDS/SOPHIE TURNER

Emily is the sporty girl of her Clique. She is the champion swimmer of Rosewood Day. Even though she comes from a very conservative family, she hides the fact that she is actually a lesbian, and was in love with her missing BFF Alison Dilaurentis. later, she meets Maya St. Germane, a new girl who Emily develops feelings for. Sophie Turner would be a great choice for many reasons. She looks like Emily, she is god at playing dainty girls with hidden secrets, and being in a show like Game of Thrones, there is probably nothing she can't handle.

ALISON DILAURENTIS/ELLE FANNING

The queen of mean herself. Ali was the most popular girl in all of Rosewood Day, up until she was murdered. She was beautiful and graceful, but also conniving and evil. She played cruel mind games with her BFFS, and showed no remorse to the people she victimized. For this role, I chose Elle Fanning, because if anyone is gong to play Queen Ali D, it's going to be a well known movie actress. 

Now that we've cast the leading ladies, it's time to cast the supporting cast, A.K.A, the people who could be A. 

MONA VANDERWAAL/SARAH HYLAND

Mona is Hanna's current best friend. She was once a nerdy loser, but unlike Hanna, Ali was not her friend, and would constantly torment poor Mona. Three years later, Mona and Hanna are now the "It" girls of Rosewood day. Sarah Hyland would be a perfect choice, because Mona is very bitchy in the books, and Sarah is good at playing Bitchy characters.

MELISSA HASTINGS/ MARGOT ROBBIE



Melissa is Spencer's smarter, more beautiful older sister. Whatever Spencer has accomplished, Melissa has already done it twice as good. Spencer is very envious of Melissa. For Melissa, I chose Margot Robbie, just because I'm starting to become a fan of hers, and she's also got that elegant grace to her that's very Melissa Hastings.

EZRA FITZ/ALEX PETTYFER



Ezra is the AP English teacher at Rosewood Day. He and Aria make out in a bar after she returns from Iceland, not realizing that Ezra is her new English teacher. Alex Pettyfer would be an interesting cast, because just like Ezra, he's in that age where he's not a boy, but not quite a man yet.

DR. WREN KIM/KI HONG LEE




Wren is Melissa's boyfriend. He is of Asian descent, but was raised in England. The Hastings family takes a liking to Wren, Spencer especially. Ki Hong Lee of Maze Runner fame is probably who I would cast as Wren.

DARREN WILDEN/SCOTT EASTWOOD



Darren Wilden is the detective in charge of the Alison Dilaurentis murder case. He begins dating Ashley Marin, Hanna's Mother, in exchange for not charging Hanna with theft. For this part, I'd have to go with Scott Eastwood

MAYA ST. GERMANE/ZENDAYA



Maya St. Germane is the new girl in town. She moves into the old Dilaurentis house three years after the disappearance of Alison Dilaurentis. She becomes close with Emily Fields, and the two develop feelings for each other. For this role, I'd have to go with Zendaya.

JENNA CAVANAUGH/CIARA BRAVO



Jenna is the stepsister of Toby Cavanaugh. She's pretty, but not very popular. She is deathly terrified of her older stepbrother.  She was blinded in a "Freak accident" and has since dropped out of Rosewood Day, and enrolled in a school for the blind in Pennsylvania. I'd cast Ciara Bravo as Jenna.

TOBY CAVANAUGH/NICK ROBINSON



Toby is the older stepbrother of Jenna Cavanaugh. He is considered a freak in the Rosewood community, and is rightfully so. Toby scares many people, his stepsister Jenna included. For this part, I'd go with Nick Robinson.

ASHLEY MARIN/JULIA ROBERTS




Ashley is the mother of Hanna Marin. When Hanna was in seventh grade, Her husband tom left her and their daughter to fend for their own. They thrived without him, and are way more wealthier than before. She loves her daughter, though sometimes can seem neglectful. I'd cast Julia Roberts.

SEAN ACKARD/JIMMY PINCHACK



Hanna's boyfriend in Book 1. Hanna has had a crush on this guy since seventh grade, back when she was fat and pimply. Hanna becomes very disappointed when she finds out that Sean is saving his V card until marriage. For this part, I'd choose Jimmy Pinchak.

NOEL KAHN/LUKE BILYK



Noel Kahn is Aria's main love interest in the books. He is popular, handsome, athletic, and the last guy anyone expected to end up with Aria. Aria was the female Holden Caulfield. Free spirited and original, and he was a "Typical Rosewood Boy" or at least in her eyes. But somehow, they became the "It" couple of the book series. I'd cast Luke Bilyk.

So this is what I've got so far for the hypothetical Pretty Little Liars movie. Hopefully one does get made.

top 12 scariest urban legends ever

Since Halloween is just around the corner, I will be submerging myself in all things scary. And what's scarier than a good old ghost story? Here are the top 12 urban legends I find very creepy. 

12. WELL TO HELL

In the 1970's, Russian scientists dug a 9 mile deep well that leas to the hot surface of the Earth. They put a sensory machine on the drill to record the sound movements of magma, but what they heard was both disturbing and unexpected. The sensory machine recorded sounds similar to tormented screaming. many of them believed it was the screaming of those who were damned in hell. And if that wasn't creepy enough, the scientists spotted a winged demon fly out of the well screaming "I have conquered" in Russian. That. Is. Creepy. Especially if you're catholic like me. 

11. THE EXPRESSIONLESS

A woman walks into a hospital. This woman is wearing a blood soaked white gown. What's particularly creepy about her is that her head is similar to a lifeless, expressionless mannequin, but she still had the fluidity of a normal human. The woman collapses on the Hospital floor. The nurses take her to a hospital room. When the doctor arrives, the woman is just sitting upright on her bed. She is motionless. She remains calm, until the doctor tries to sedate her. She then goes ballistic and starts thrashing up and down. The nurses hold her down, but when he places the needle on her arm, she opens her mouth, revealing rows and rows of thin, needle like teeth. The nurses are repulsed by this. The doctor finally asks what is she, and she replies "I am god" before breaking loose of the nurses grasps and killing everyone except for one nurse. She crawled out of the room in all fours like a spider and was never seen again. The surviving nurse named the hellish woman "The Expressionless"

10. CHILDREN WITH BLACK EYES

There have been many reports across the US about Black eyed Children between the ages of 8-16 knocking on your doors at night. If yo answer the door, they'll ask if they can either use your bathroom, or use your phone. If this ever happens to you, turn them away. I know it might seem a little mean spirited to send a lost child out into the night, but it's for the best. If you let them in, they just stand in the same spot, feeding on your soul, until you collapse onto the floor dead. 

9. CANDLE COVE

Back in the 70's, there was a Children's programming called Candle Cove. The show featured hellish and creepy imagery, characters who ate human skin, and then they would terrorize the child characters on the show. If that wasn't creepy enough, kids who would watch this show would ask their parents if they could watch it, and parents would see their children watching static for 30 minutes. 

8. CLOWN DOLL

A young woman is house sitting for a husband and wife who are on vacation. While she's there, she finds a very creepy life sized clown doll sitting on their bed. The clown doll's eyes seem to follow her wherever she went. Feeling creeped out, she threw a sheet over the clown doll and locked the bedroom. She went downstairs to watch TV for a few hours, and then the husband called to check in with her. She said everything was fine, except the life sized clown doll in their bedroom kind of creeped her out. The man immediately told her to leave the house. When she asked why, he replied "We don't have a clown doll" 

7. THE WEEPING WOMAN

In olden day Mexico, a woman had fallen in love with a handsome Matador. They married and had two children, a son and a daughter. But one day, the woman had found out that his husband had been unfaithful, and was seeing another woman. In rage, when the husband left to see his other woman, she took their two children to the river and drowned them to punish her husband. repulsed by what she had done, the husband killed her. Her spirit still roams the earth, Searching for her children. Hoping to reconcile with them. 

6. RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT

Back in the 40's, Russian scientists made volunteers go without sleep for 17 nights. The experiment went well for the first four days, but when they finally got to day twelve, all the volunteers went insane. They were eating their own flesh and speaking in gibberish. The experiment had to be ended earlier than expected.

And now we get to our top 5. But before that, let's get to the honorable mentions.

babysitter and the man upstairs

humans can lick too

slender man

stow lake

vanishing hitchhiker

sewer alligators

Now let' get to out top 5...

5. HANGING MUNCHKIN

In the movie, the Wizard of Oz, After Dorothy and the Scarecrow convinces the Tin Man to go with them (Off to see The Wizard) In the far right corner of the log cabin, a dead munchkin can be seen hanging from a nearby tree. Whoever, the "Hanging Munchkin" was merely a bird extending it's wing. However, in the 1980 VHS tape of the Wizard Of Oz, the image portrayed is clearly a hanging Munchkin. Heck. Dorothy and her friends point and walk past it. 

4. KIDNEY HEIST

A womanizing business man goes into a bar planning to trick a woman into having sex with him. He spots a beautiful young woman sitting by herself. He sits next to her, and begins flirting. He tells her a story of how his wife is dead, and he's really sad about it. She tries to comfort him. He thinks he's got her fooled, but the next thing he remembers is waking up in a bathtub full of ice. There's an incision mark on the side of his thigh. He begins to panic, and then he sees a note taped to the mirror saying that he needs to call 911 right away. When he gets to the hospital, he finds out that one of his kidneys are missing, and that the woman he had met earlier was a notorious con artist who have already sold multiple organs on the Black Market.

3. ALIEN ABDUCTIONS



Many people claim that they have been abducted by aliens. Normally, skeptics would laugh this off, but what makes it so unsettling is how similar the stories are to one another. It always starts the same. Someone is driving in the wilderness and pull over for a certain reason. When they do, a white light beams on down to them and renders them unconscious. That's when the aliens take them to their spaceships. People who claimed to have been abducted have the same description of the aliens who abducted them. Empty black eyes, grey, naked bodies and bulbous, hairless heads.

2. SLIT MOUTHED WOMAN



In Japan, there supposedly roams the spirit of a woman in a trench coat and a surgical mask. If you ever come across her, she'll ask "Am I Pretty?" If you say yes, she'll take off her mask, revealing nasty slits across her mouth that goes from ear to ear. She'll ask "Am I still pretty?" If you say yes, she'll pull out a pair of rusty scissors and cut your mouth from ear to ear, so that you could be "pretty" too. If you say no, she'll take those same scissors and kill you with them.

1. BLOODY MARY



The 1 spot rightfully goes to the mot famous ghost story/sleepover dare of all time. You have to be either real brave or real stupid to try the Bloody Mary mirror challenge. Most people have their own version of the story, but it always ends the same. If you stand in front of mirror, turn off the lights and say Bloody Mary three times, you'll see her in the mirror. If you don't turn on the lights immediately, she'll jump out of the mirror and kill you.