Showing posts with label Spongebob Squarepants. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Top 10 characters of all time

What makes a good story? Great characters. Characters we're drawn to. Characters that we relate to, or characters we wish to be. Here are my top 10 favorite characters. Again, this is my opinion, so if you don't like what you see, go bitch to your mom or something.

10. SPEEDY/ROY HARPER

Speedy is so far my favorite superhero sidekick. He was raised by Navajo Indians, and became a master archer.  My favorite storylines involving speedy is the time he became a Heroin addict, and the time he lost his arm. Speedy for the most part is a tragic character, but he's got great friends to help him through it. And like most superheroes, he's unrealistically good looking.


9. GREEN LANTERN/HAL JORDAN


At one point in time, I was obsessed with Hal Jordan. For a brief moment, he was my favorite superhero, but then the movie came out, and I remembered Superman will always be my number one guy. But I will always have a soft spot for Green Lantern. Anyways, Hal Jordan is the second Green Lantern, and arguably the best. I know that Hal is kind of lame compared to the black John Stewart and the gay Allan Scott, but Hal Jordan is my favorite Green Lantern. Either him, or the talking squirrel.

8. CINDERELLA



I loves me a good Fairy Tale, and the best Fairy Tale ever is Cinderella, the story that has it's own version in every single country. Cinderella is many things. She's black, she's white. She's good, she's bad. She's light, she's dark. She's g rated movie, she's XXX movie. She's feminist, she's old fashioned. And how could she be so many things at once? Because there's so many versions of her story. You can make Cinderella whatever you want her to be. Don't like the time she leaves the ball? make it 3 AM. Don't like the rushed romance? Make her independent and not want to marry the prince. A great character is one you can make up.

7.  PHOEBE BUFFAY



Phoebe Buffay is my favorite character from Friends. Most people like Chandler or Rachel, but not me. I love me some Phoebe. She's a a character I don't see in most sitcoms these days. Hey, How I Met Your Mother. Where's your loony eccentric friend character? Don't have one? How about you, Big Bang Theory? No? Just a group of nerds and one hot girl? All, right. Your missing out, I guess. Anyways, Phoebe's backstory is this. When she was a little girl, her mom killed herself, and her stepdad went to prison, so Phoebe had to live in the streets, unlike her twin sister Ursula, who was probably put in a foster home. After a disappointing childhood and some tough teenaged years, Ursula found a road to Aroma therapy and became roommates with Monica, who's brother is Ross, who is in love with Rachel.  Across the street from them is Joey, who is roommates with Chandler, who will soon marry Monica. Yeah, it's all a big circle.  One interesting thing is Actress Lisa Kudrow was doing two sitcoms at the time. She was starring in Friends, and played a side character in Mad About You, two NBC shows that were next to each other on the time block. So, the show writers decided to make the two characters twin sisters. And that's how Phoebe and Ursula became twin sisters.  

6. HANNA MARIN



Filling out 6 spot is another ditzy blonde. Hanna Marin from ABC Family's only good show, Pretty Little Liars. Hanna is the funniest, and saddest character in the show and books. In her early teens, her mom and dad got a divorce, causing her to eat her feelings out. She gained several pounds, and her "friend" Alison Dilaurentis coined the nickname "Hefty Hanna" When the girls were young, Hanna was often the butt of Ali's every joke. But when Ali disappeared, she became friends with a girl Ali used to bully and became the school's popular girl. She lost some pounds and gained some confidence. What I like about Hanna is that she's the funny girl of the group. She's always the one who says the funny zingers and one liners.

5. SPYRO THE DRAGON



Do I like Skylanders? Yes. Do I like Spyro's "not main character" role in Skylanders? No. Do I hate Spyro's new messed up, disgusting, ugly design? It's debatable. Do I love Spyro and all of the Spyro games, even the bad ones? Hell yeah!!! Spyro is my favorite video game character ever. Period. If I had to save one video game franchise in an ocean full of overrated Pokemon games and stupid, violent M rated games, I'd choose Spyro the Dragon. We can all learn a lesson from Spyro. Spyro is a tiny dragon, yet manages to save an entire race of dragons. He's also got a really cool dragonfly sidekick called Sparx, who is the best video game sidekick ever. So hopefully someday, I will see a Spyro video game similar to the old one.

4. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS



Spongebob is my childhood Idol. I grew up on Spongebob, and when I have kids, they will too. What I love about Spongebob is that no matter what, he's an Optimist. Even though he has a horrible job and a nasty next door neighbor, he looks at it like a blessing. I'd kill myself before I become a loser who permanently works at a restaurant, but Spongebob sees it as the best job ever. The best Spongebob episodes are always the ones that came out in the early 2000's. The new ones kinda suck, and seems like it was made for the brain dead generation of the 2010's. The main reason is that after the first Spongebob movie, The original crew left and was replaced by a new set of writers. Probably a bad idea. But no matter what,  Spongebob is cartoon royalty.

3. GODZILLA



Godzilla, like Spongebob was only good in the beginning. the movies that came afterwards range from bad to mediocre. But aside from that, Godzilla, King of the Monsters is one of my favorite classic monster movies, and Godzilla, is my favorite giant monster ever. What I love about him is that he's a cautionary tale of Nuclear destruction. Godzilla was once a deep sea cave dwelling dinosaur of a certain species, but concentrated levels of Nuclear radiation mutated him into a atomic ray breathing behemoth. Godzilla is also a tragic character. In the beginning, Godzilla is an animal deformed by a human creation, and in the ending, He's destroyed by another human made weapon. It shows how humans can really ruin the life of another species. Now that's deep.

2. RAPUNZEL



I have been in love with the Rapunzel Fairy Tale for a long time. I love it so much, I remember the time I first read it. Cinderella might be the best fairy tale, but Rapunzel is the one I hold dearest to my heart. And then when Disney made Tangled, I only loved her more. In Tangled, Rapunzel is spiced up a bit, turning her from a Damsel in distress into a quirky, rebellious teenager.  When Rapunzel was a baby, she was a princess. Her hair is golden blonde because of a magic flower her mother drank to heal herself. But the witch who was previously using it kidnaps her and places her in a high tower hidden inside a valley. As she gets older, she gets more rebellious and fascinated by the outside world, especially the mysterious floating lights that appear on her birthday every year.

1. SUPERMAN





So, I sleep in a bunk bed. I sleep in the bottom bunk, and the one who occupies the top bunk is a life sized Superman doll I got for Christmas. That's how much I love the Man of Steel, and I mean Superman. Not the movie. That movie sucked. Superman will always be my favorite. In an ocean full of Batmans and Avengers, The big fish I caught has an S-shield on it. I've watched every single Superman movie, watched Superman: The Animated Series, and bought Super Scribblenauts for Superman's sake. What I like about Superman is how he truly is alone. Now, anyone can be Batman or Spider-man, but Superman isn't someone you can be, he's someone you could only dream to be. And unlike Batman, who claims he works alone, when he has a dozen sidekicks, Superman truly is alone. Aside from Supergirl and Superdog, Kal-El is by himself. Another thing I like about Supes is that he doesn't wear a mask, so that people can see he's just one of them, instead of being shrouded by mystery, like all the superhero movies that came out in the early 2000's. Superman truly is my favorite superhero and character of all time.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Al's Top 10 TV shows.

I watch alot of TV,  and I have alot of favorites. They range from fantasy to sci-fi to competition sows to reality TV. Here are my favorites.

10. Cake Boss
The cakes Buddy makes  are so over the top and creative. My favorite one is that Bumblebee cake, Bumblebee being my favorite TransFormers. 

9. Game of Thrones
I don't know how to feel about this show. I want to love it, but at the same time, there's something very cringe worthy about this show. Oh, right. There's Incest, Murder, Torture, Rape and a bunch of Other strange crap. But there are things that are good about it. Daenerys Targaryen is a very interesting character, and  I genuinely feel sorry for Tyrion Lannister. Cersei is a bitch, but hey, what can I do about it? 

8. Friends
When I leave my Parent's house and start a life of my own, this is how I want my life to be like. Living in a big city. Hanging out with photogenic twenty-something year olds, and go through different shenanigans every episode. I tried watching How I met your Mother and Big Bang Theory, but they don't feel as genuine as friends did. They pander more to nerdy people and constantly make star wars references, which I don't get, and their too cynical compared to the very charming characters of Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, Monica and Phoebe. 

7. The Voice
I love singing Competitions. I love X factor. I love American Idol. I love them all.But what I especially like about the voice is that the coaches get to pick their players just by the sound of their voices. My favorite coach on the show is Gwen Stefani, and My favorite singers are India Carney, Corey Kent White, Jessie Pitts, Luke Wade and Koryn Hawthorne.

6. Veronica Mars
I love the first two seasons, and hated the third one. That's all I have to say on the matter. 


5. Avatar: the last Airbender.
Let's clear some things out first. No, I have not Watched the Legend of Korra, No, I will not be seeing it anytime soon, and no, I don't hate the movie. I don't love it, but it doesn't bother me like most super fans. The story revolves around the Avatar, A boy who can manipulate fire, earth, water and Air. He's frozen in ice for 100 years. He's freed by two Water tribe kids, one being a water bender. All three of them set out to defeat the evil Fire Nation. They make many friends along the way, including Water tribe princess, Kyoshi Warriors, Swamp people, and even a little blind Earth bender who joins them on their Journey,  

4. Gotham
I Know it's a bit Ironic. Me, a proud Superman Fan, liking a show that's basically a prequel to Batman. But I like what I like, and there's no stopping that. The show really does a good job of establishing the Batman Character, and who will become Batman Villains. It even shows how Batman and Catwoman's romance first began.  

3. Once Upon a Time
This show is a bit corny. But if you can get passed the phony CGI and the Mandatory Disney Cameos, then you'll see a very smartly written show about Fairy Tale Characters. The show Follows Emma, A wouman who was orphaned when she was a baby, but was she really? No! It turns out her Parents are Snow White and Prince Charming. Talk about famous Parents, and they've been banished to the town of Storybrooke by the Evil Queen, so it's up to Emma, with the help of her long lost son Henry to save the cursed Fables. 


2. Spongebob Squarepants 
There were three contenders for the 2 spot. all of them are cartoons. It was either Adventure Time, Young Justice and Spongebob Squarepants. Adventure time was so close to making it, but then I realized I don't even like it that much, and Young Justice, put aside the superheroes and the fangirl hype, is just a really boring show. I've loved Spongebob since I can remember. I know all the characters, I've seen all of the episodes. I don't think there's one I haven't seen, and I have alot of Spongebob nic- nacks .


1. Pretty Little Liars
I've explained Why I love this show in a previous Post, and I don't feel like Explaining it again. Here's why I love it. 

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Why the 2000's rocked!!

Being born in 1997, I am entitled to being a 2000's kid. Those are the rules. If you were born in the late 80's, then you are a 90's kid. If you were born in the late 70's, then you're an 80's kid, and so on, so forth. I don't know if it's just me being one,or the fact that it truly is, but being a 2000's kid rocked. Many good  things came out of the 2000's (2000-2009) We had Avril, Finding Nemo and Ipods. We had Destiny's Child, and the Golden years of Britney and Christina. American Idol was super popular in the early 2000's. Youtube was in it's best years when it was just a small website. We had Mean girls and Batman Begins. Avatar became the highest grossing movie of all time, beating out Titanic, and to finish it off with a bang, Disney gave audiences it's first black Disney princess. Here are 10 reasons why...

the 2000's rocked!!!


10. Avril Lavigne
When you think of teen Canadian singer, the first thing that would come to mind is Justin Bieber, and you know how hated he is. well, in the 2000's, people would think of Avril Lavigne. You might know Avril as that worn out, untalented racist lady from that "Hello Kitty" music video, but back in the 2000's, not only was Avril super talented, but she was a babe! She was a hardcore rocker chick who wore studs and neckties. Everyone at my school sang "Sk8ter boi" nonstop. Avril truly was the perfect teen rockstar...
...Until she started making horrible music that sucked!

Tell me, Avril. Why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated?

9. The rise of the Iphone
2007 saw the birth of the Iphone. A phone that would change the way phones were made. before that, everyone had flip phones and ugly square ones. So if your happy with your touchscreen smart phone, thank 2007 for it. 

8. Social Media is born 
Facebook was made in 2004. YouTube was made in 2005. Twitter was made in 2006. I rest my case.

7. X-men
X men was the first superhero movie that was "Cool". Before that, anyone who was a nerd was put down by society. Comic books had mostly been for children at the time. Then X men came along. Everyone watched it and said "Maybe I've been looking at this nerd thing the wrong way" after that, more nerdy movies came out, which eventually turned a small convention called Comic Con into a large heap of nerds wearing their nerdness on their sleeves. For that, we have X men to thank. 

6. Princess Tiana
In 2009, Disney released The Princess and the Frog, a modern take on the Frog Prince. The main character was Tiana. Now, Tiana was unique in two ways. She is the first Disney Princess to have a job, and she is Disney's first African American princess. We've had non white Disney Princesses in the past before. Jasmine is Arabian, Mulan is Asian and Pocahontas is Native American, but we had never a Black princess until Tiana. The colored Disney Princess court is almost complete. We're just waiting on you, Latina. 

5. Avatar
When Avatar became the highest grossing movie of all time, James Cameron became the first Director to beat himself for highest grossing movie.  

4. Mean Girls
10 years later, people are still quoting it. Now that's what I call staying power.  

3. Queen Bee is "Crazy in Love"
Beyonce was known for being the popular one in Destiny's Child, But Bee knew she was destined for greater things, so in 2003, she began her reign over music with "Crazy in Love" and the rest was history.

2. Lord Of the Rings franchise
Remember when I said X men made nerd culture cool? Well, this franchise made nerd culture respectable. Lord of the Rings was the first nerdy movie that was meant to have a higher purpose other than being a nerdy movie. The third and final installment, Return of the King, was nominated for 11 Oscars, and won all of them. 11 Oscars to rule them all.

1. Spongebob Squarepants 
Spongebob might have been made in 1999, but he was every 2000's kid's childhood hero, me included. I was obsessed with Spongebob, and I still am. 

This one's for you, 2000's kids!