Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Top 6 Horror Movie plot twists

Halloween is just around the corner. In honor of this spooky character, I'm making a list of the top 10 most shocking Horror Movie plot twists of all time. Many horror movies have great plot twists, but these 6 are the ones i consider the best. 

6. SHE NEVER SLEEPS (THE RING)



The Ring is one of my all time favorite movies. Not just horror movies, but movies. It does a good job at mixing drama and suspense, showing that a Horror Movie is more than scares and gore. My favorite plot twist revolves around the "tragic" character of Samara Morgan. When we first learn about her, She is the adopted daughter of Anna and Richard Morgan, owners of a New England horse ranch. She was born with Nesha, the psychic ability to imprint images onto the mind of others. As she gets older, her abilities get worse, affecting her mother and the horses.Her mother is sent to a mental hospital, and the horses jumped off cliffs, killing themselves. Rachel(played by Naomi Watts) finds her body at the bottom of a well, and releases her soul, finally able to be in peace, or so she believes.

 PLOT TWIST/SPOILER



At the end of it all, it turns out that the misunderstood Samara was actually evil!!! She used her powers on the horses because she hated them, convinced that her parents love them more than her. Her mother threw her down a well, It turns out that the only way to stop her from killing you was to make a copy of the tape you watched and show it to someone else, passing the curse to them.

5. YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, NORMAN (PSYCHO)



In Psycho, a young woman, who stole a lot of money from the bank, checks into a motel room owned by Mama's Boy Norman bates and his mysterious mother. When she gets into the shower, Mrs. Bates opens the shower curtains and kills the hell out of her, leaving the very squeamish Norman to get rid of the evidence. Throughout the whole movie, Norman is covering his mother's psychotic tracks.

PLOT TWIST/SPOILER



It turns out Norman is his mother! His mother was dead all along, and he had been dressing up in his mother's clothes because he has a split personality. His normal self, and his Mother Mode.

4. PERFECT (BLACK SWAN)




In Black Swan, Nina Sayers(Played by Natalie Portman) is a Ballerina who aspires to be the lead in her company's production of Swan Lake. However, in order to become the lead, she must be able to channel both the graceful White Swan, and the seductive Black Swan. She masters the White Swan, but fails at the Black Swan. The frustration of her struggle to be the Black Swan starts getting to her head, as she sees a Doppelganger(Played by Mila Kunis) following her around, as well as her becoming more birdlike.

PLOT TWIST/SPOILER



It turned out that it was all in her head!!! There never was a Doppelganger, and she was never actually becoming a Swan. She was losing her mind because of the pressure of playing a character she was the complete opposite of.

3. ANGELA IS THE KILLER? (SLEEPAWAY CAMP)



In Sleepaway Camp, Angela and her cousin go to camp during their vacation. While they're there, a serial killer goes on a loose rampage and starts killing off the campers and counselors. In the end, Angela is revealed to be the killer, but that's not the plot twist the movie is famous for.

PLOT TWIST/SPOILER

It turns out that Angela was a boy! What does that have to do with the plot? IDK.



2. MILDRED KEMP (THE UNINVITED)



In The Uninvited, Anna returns home after spending time in rehab after the tragic death of her mother. When she returns home, she is greeted by her father, Her older sister Alex and her Dad's girlfriend Rachel, who used to be her mother's caretaker. As the sisters learn more about their soon to be stepmom, they find out that Rachel might be Mildred Kemp, a nanny who killed three children n the 90's. Alex tries to get some answers from her dad, but he just seemingly ignores her.

PLOT TWIST/SPOILER



It turns out that Anna was the killer! Well, her split personality was at least. She accidentally killed her mother because she saw her father banging Rachel back when she was the caretaker. She was gonna burn down the house with her father in it, but accidentally led to the cabin her sick mother lived in to explode. This shocked her so much that she wiped it off her memory and developed a split personality to do all the killing. Oh, and also, Alex was dead all along! She died along her mother during the cabin explosion, and  her split personality took the  form of Alex to only further confuse Anna. Creepy.

1. ESTHER (ORPHAN)



In Orphan, a husband and wife adopt an older child after a tragic miscarriage. There, they find Esther, a nine year old Russian girl who is orphaned once again after her first adoptive family dies in a fire. At first, Esther seem s like a dream come true to the couple. She's nice, polite, obedient. and very loving. But that little girl they took in isn't actually what she seems.

PLOT TWIST/SPOILER



Esther is actually a grown woman! Her real name is Lena Klamer and she was born with a rare hormone deficiency that makes her look childlike. She is also a violent mental patient who escaped and has been posing as a child most of her life.


Sunday, October 4, 2015

Top 10 bullies of Movies and TV

Since Halloween is just around the corner, I want to focus on mostly scary stuff. And you know what's scarier than zombies, vampires of werewolves? Bullies. Monsters that are extremely scary because unlike Dracula, these beast exist. they've been here since the beginning, and they'll continue to be here until the end of time. And just like the creepy ghost stories of the past, they've inspired equally intimidating characters seen in movies and TV. Sometimes they're funny, and sometimes they're just downright unpleasant. Here are the top 10 characters I consider the best bullies in movies and TV.

10. ANGELICA PICKLES (RUGRATS)


Talk about a misleading name! This little demon is far from Angelic. Angelica is the six year old cousin of Tommy Pickles. When the grown ups are watching, she plays the sweet, innocent darling. But when she's alone with the babies, she shows her true colors. A mean, bossy, conniving spoiled brat who treats her cousin and the rest of his baby friends like slaves. And if she wasn't creepy enough,  her only friend was her barbie doll that she mutilated. She's gonna grow up a sociopath.

9. MARIANNE BRYANT (EASY A)



All Olive Penderghast wanted to do was get her nosy best friend out of her hair, so she spun a tale about how she lost her V card to a guy that doesn't even exist. Little does she know that Super religious Marianne Bryant heard the whole thing, and told everyone on campus, turning Olive into the new school slut. Just because you love Jesus, doesn't mean you're not a douche. 

8. BIFF TATTEN (BACK TO THE FUTURE)


Bill Tatten is one of the two "Stereotypical" bullies I put in this list. He's the typical one sided bully character who's been bullying Marty McFly for a long time. And what's even more amazing is that his Bullying transcends through time. There's a Biff in the 80's, there's a Biff in the 50's, there'a a biff in the cowboy era, there's even a Biff in 2015. The worst kind of Biff is a Biff with a Twitter account.

7. DRACO MALFOY (HARRY POTTER)


Hissss! there's nothing I hate more than a Snake. Draco is young Wizard who belongs to house Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Magic.He's rich, arrogant, spiteful, and very prejudicial against muggles and mud bloods. He's jealous of Harry and all the attention he gets. He's slightly creepy and possibly mentally unstable. Hermoine punching him on the face is the best thing ever.


Hell Yeah!!

6. JOFFREY BARATHEON (GAME OF THRONES)


There's a fine line between being a bully, and being a villain. Joffrey is both of these things. This little prick is the sadistic incest baby of Cersei Lannister and her Brother. Aside from being a compassionless sociopath, Joffrey is just very mean. I really, really hate him, and every time something bad happens to him, I always feel joy.

5. JOHNNY LAWRENCE (KARATE KID)


Johnny is the other "Stereotypical" bully on this list. He's a jerk and he doesn't apologize for it. He does these very despicable things to Daniel (Ralph Macchio) but for some twisted reason, I could never get mad at him. Yes, he's a jerk, but I just don't hate him as much as I hate Malfoy and Joffrey. Maybe it's because he's really hot. Before I even watched The Karate Kid, There was this poster at a cousin's house of shirtless William Zebka that made me question my sexual orientation, I mean just...


You can't tell right now, but I just came.

4. CHENG (THE KARATE KID)


In the remake of the Karate Kid, instead of getting the typical 80's bully, we get Cheng. a scary Chinese kid who shows no mercy to Dre (Jayden Smith). Unlike Johnny, who is just the run of the mill bully, Cheng is a fucking monster! Just the look in his eyes are enough to make you piss yourself. Good thing I live far away from China, because then I'm far away from kids like Cheng. 

3. REGINA GEORGE (MEAN GIRLS)


How do I even begin to explain Regina George? She's the Queen Bee of North Shore high. She's rich, hot and a total bitch. She runs a clique of the most popular girls in North Shore known as "The Plastics". Regina walks up to you and compliments your clothes and features Oh my god. I love your skirt. Where did you get it?, and then trash you when you're not looking That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen. And then she goes home and writes it down on her Burn Book, which is a recolored sketchbook in which she cuts out a picture of a girl from the yearbook, tapes it onto a Burn Book page and writes a mean comment about that girl. And when all tables are turned on Regina, she makes xerox copies of the pages and throws them all over the school, causing all the female students to fight one another.

2. CHRIS HARGENSEN (CARRIE 2013)



Why should blondes get to have all the fun? In this remake of the 70's hit, This Brunette proves that she can be just as mean as the blonde girls. If making fun of a poor girl's period wasn't bad enough, she takes her misdeeds a step further by orchestrating a prank involving Prom and a lot of Pig's blood.

1. ALISON DILAURENTIS (PRETTY LITTLE LIARS)



What's worse than a Queen Bee who talks smack about you behind your back? A Queen Bee that talks smack to your face. Before her "death", this girl bullied everyone, ranging from nerds to B-listers to People who were way older than her and even her own friends. Instead of talking about you when you weren't there, she talked about you and wanted you to here it.




Her bullying was so bad, that her victims still want revenge years later. And it's also her fault that the "A" was born. While Alison has become a nicer person in later episodes, She will always be the Bitchiest of them all to me.