Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Cat fight from hell! The Ring Vs The Grudge!!


There are many reasons why I will never visit Japan. One, I find Anime really, really annoying. Two, I don't like crowded places. Three, Raw fish? no thank you. And four, their horror movies are scary as fuck! I remember being six years old and watching The Grudge for the very first time. I was too scared to do anything after seeing that movie. Then I saw Ringu, the Japanese version of that scary ass movie The Ring, and it really messed me up. Both those movies scared the shit out of me as a kid, and now Japan wants to bring those two worlds together? This is no joke, folks. The Ring and The Grudge will be duking it out in Sadako V. Kayako: Dawn Of Nightmares. A new generation of kids will soon have their sleep time robbed from them soon.

2016 is the year of fights. Superman allegedly fought Batman (I haven't seen the movie, and hopefully never will)  Captain America is scheduled to fight Iron Man, ushering in the thirty-millionth reboot of Spider Man. Hilary and Bernie are battling it out to be the next president (Let's face it, none of the republican candidates will be president) But the one fight no one ever thought would happen was the fight between the wet TV bitch from The Ring, and that cracky-neck bitch from The Grudge. But it's happening. And here's the first trailer.


FUUUUCK!!!!! So many childhood nightmares are suddenly coming back! But one question I have is how will these two fight? I mean to living people, these two are obviously dangerous, but since both or them are dead, hence the meaning Ghost, how will they fight each other. I mean technically, the Grudge lady is a crippled, as she needs to crawl down the stairs. SO does The Ring girl have an advantage? I don't know. Only time can tell.

Friday, April 1, 2016

I saw Batman V Superman and I loved it!


You guys we're right, Batman V Superman is pure genius. Never in my life have I ever seen something so, so brilliant. It's nothing short of perfect! The actors we're soo amazing. I think this might be my new favorite movie. Move over, Titanic and Dirty Dancing. This is the new gem in my life...


PSYCH! Just kidding! Hahahaha. April Fools Day! I will become a professional figure skater before I see that movie! Happy April Fools Day, everyone!