Character Fight 3!!! Darth Vader Vs Maleficent

This character fight focuses on the two most famous villains of all time. Darth Vader and Maleficent. Both of these villains are evil and draped in black. One wants to rule the galaxy, and the other wants to kill a baby. Let the battle begin!

Story

Darth Vader

When Anakin Skywalker was young, he was a Jedi. But three movies later, he gets turned over to the dark side and kills a bunch of padawans. After he is badly injured, the Sith took his badly ruined body and turned him into Darth Vader/ Now working for the Sith lord,he wished to make the entire universe into his Empire.

Maleficent

During the christening of the princess Aurora, the evil Maleficent showed bring misery to a happy day. she cursed the baby to prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die on her 16th birthday. Luckily, there was one last good fairy who softened the curse. 

Motivation

Darth Vader wanted to rule all of the Galaxy, All Maleficent wanted to do was curse a baby. Point goes to Vader.

Power 

Darth Vader has the dark side of the force, while Maleficent can throw lightning bolts, place curses on people. surround a palace with thorns, and turn into a dragon. Point goes to Maleficent. 

Evilness

Darth Vader is not evil, he is just misguided. in the end, he is redeemed. But Maleficent, is full evil. No redemption for this lady. she is using powers from hell.  Point goes to Maly.

Control

Darth Vader controls almost all of the galaxy, while Maleficent only controls a few goblin minions. Point goes to Darth. 

Style

While Darth Vader is pretty cool, he always looked stiff inside that costume, Maleficent on the other hand, works it. she takes all that black and purple and makes it float effortlessly. She's Graceful and poise. Her name is literally a combination of Magnificent and Malicious. She's like an evil Angelina Jolie... Oh, right. 

And the Winner is...

Why the 2000's rocked!!

Being born in 1997, I am entitled to being a 2000's kid. Those are the rules. If you were born in the late 80's, then you are a 90's kid. If you were born in the late 70's, then you're an 80's kid, and so on, so forth. I don't know if it's just me being one,or the fact that it truly is, but being a 2000's kid rocked. Many good  things came out of the 2000's (2000-2009) We had Avril, Finding Nemo and Ipods. We had Destiny's Child, and the Golden years of Britney and Christina. American Idol was super popular in the early 2000's. Youtube was in it's best years when it was just a small website. We had Mean girls and Batman Begins. Avatar became the highest grossing movie of all time, beating out Titanic, and to finish it off with a bang, Disney gave audiences it's first black Disney princess. Here are 10 reasons why...

the 2000's rocked!!!

10. Avril Lavigne

When you think of teen Canadian singer, the first thing that would come to mind is Justin Bieber, and you know how hated he is. well, in the 2000's, people would think of Avril Lavigne. You might know Avril as that worn out, untalented racist lady from that "Hello Kitty" music video, but back in the 2000's, not only was Avril super talented, but she was a babe! She was a hardcore rocker chick who wore studs and neckties. Everyone at my school sang "Sk8ter boi" nonstop. Avril truly was the perfect teen rockstar...

...Until she started making horrible music that sucked!

Tell me, Avril. Why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated?

9. The rise of the Iphone

2007 saw the birth of the Iphone. A phone that would change the way phones were made. before that, everyone had flip phones and ugly square ones. So if your happy with your touchscreen smart phone, thank 2007 for it. 

8. Social Media is born 

Facebook was made in 2004. YouTube was made in 2005. Twitter was made in 2006. I rest my case.

7. X-men

X men was the first superhero movie that was "Cool". Before that, anyone who was a nerd was put down by society. Comic books had mostly been for children at the time. Then X men came along. Everyone watched it and said "Maybe I've been looking at this nerd thing the wrong way" after that, more nerdy movies came out, which eventually turned a small convention called Comic Con into a large heap of nerds wearing their nerdness on their sleeves. For that, we have X men to thank. 

6. Princess Tiana

In 2009, Disney released The Princess and the Frog, a modern take on the Frog Prince. The main character was Tiana. Now, Tiana was unique in two ways. She is the first Disney Princess to have a job, and she is Disney's first African American princess. We've had non white Disney Princesses in the past before. Jasmine is Arabian, Mulan is Asian and Pocahontas is Native American, but we had never a Black princess until Tiana. The colored Disney Princess court is almost complete. We're just waiting on you, Latina. 

5. Avatar

When Avatar became the highest grossing movie of all time, James Cameron became the first Director to beat himself for highest grossing movie.  

4. Mean Girls

10 years later, people are still quoting it. Now that's what I call staying power.  

3. Queen Bee is "Crazy in Love"

Beyonce was known for being the popular one in Destiny's Child, But Bee knew she was destined for greater things, so in 2003, she began her reign over music with "Crazy in Love" and the rest was history.

2. Lord Of the Rings franchise

Remember when I said X men made nerd culture cool? Well, this franchise made nerd culture respectable. Lord of the Rings was the first nerdy movie that was meant to have a higher purpose other than being a nerdy movie. The third and final installment, Return of the King, was nominated for 11 Oscars, and won all of them. 11 Oscars to rule them all.

1. Spongebob Squarepants 

Spongebob might have been made in 1999, but he was every 2000's kid's childhood hero, me included. I was obsessed with Spongebob, and I still am. 

This one's for you, 2000's kids!

Character fight 2!!! Regina George vs. Alison dilaurentis

This Character Battle features two Queen bees. One is a "The Queen Bee! The Star!", and the other is an Evil Bitch. I am of course talking about Regina George vs Alison Dilaurentis. Both are pretty, popular, mean, nasty, evil, cold blooded. They have alot in common. But which one of these Queen bees is the Nastiest of them all? Well, let's find out.

Regina George

Regina George is the the Queen bee at North Shore High, and the leader of the plastics, a Clique made up of the prettiest, most popular girls in the school. She is also a super fucking bitch! When Kady Heron first moves to North Shore, Regina welcomes her with open arms. Kady even though that Regina was going to help her get a guy that she liked, only to see Regina making out with that said guy. What a Bitch.

Alison Dilaurentis 

Alison Dilaurentis is the most popular girl at Rosewood day High School. She also has a Clique, but instead of forming it only with girls who look like her, she picks an assortment of girls, ranging from sporty, smart, goth and nice. And like Regina, is a superbitch. She is constantly putting down Hanna because of her weight, and giving everyone at school vicious nicknames.

Clique Power

Alison rules over the Liars, while Regina rules over the Plastics. Now, both these queen bees have an impressive  assortment of friends. Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily are so far the best TV besties in my opinion, Emily can easily kick anyone's ass if they mess with Ali, but on the other hand, Regina's Plastics are more memorable that the Pretty Little Liars. How many times has anyone quoted "I'm a mouse, Duh!" or "That is so fetch." Point goes to the Plastics.

Meaness

Both these ladies are very mean.Rotten to the core, if you ask me. But while Regina writes on her Burn Book and lies  about liking other people's clothes, Ali is blackmailing people, including her friends, Literally bullying people to the point of Insanity, and she is also the reason why Jenna became blind, and why Toby went to jail. Point goes to Alison. Long live, bitch! 

Power

Regina rules her kingdom with a fake smile, and a false kindness, while Alison rules hers with an iron fist.Ali gets the prize!

Likability

In Rosewood,the only people who truly like Ali are her friends. Everyone else either hated her or feared her. But for Regina, everyone loved her. Even if she was a nasty bitch, Everyone admired her. As said by by the students of North Shore, "Regina George is Flawless"

Prettiness 

Both rachel Mcadams and Sahs Pieterse are very beautiful, but if I had to choose on who looks most like a high school girl, I would go with Sasha, because she actually is a teenager. With Rachel, you could always tell that she was wearing a wig. Point goes to Ali.

And the Winner is...

Fictional Dinner. Featuring Shanaynay and Holden Caulfield

Me and Holden Caulfield from the book “Catcher in the Rye” are sitting in a table for three.

Holden

So, ya gonna order or what?

Me

We can’t order until our third person gets here.

Holden

Scoffs: What a lousy place, this restaurant. It’s full of phonies.

Me

Why are you talking like a 1950’s greaser?

Person #3 arrives. It’s no other than Shanaynay from Shane Dawson TV.

Shanaynay

Sorry I’m late, y’all. I got pulled over by the po-po ‘cause they thought I was hustling crack.

Me

And were you?

Shanaynay

Um…Yes?

Holden

Ugh. What a Phony.

Shanaynay looks at Holden

Shanaynay

I thought we was just havin’ dinner fo’ the two of us, Renz. You neva said you was going to bring some anorexic bitch.

Holden

I’m a boy.

Shanaynay

You are? ‘cause you kinda look like Lara Flynn Boyle.  

Me

All, right everyone! We’re all here. Let’s order.

A waiter comes to the table

Waiter

Welcome. Are you ready to place your orders?

 Shanaynay

Oooh! This place is classy as hell. You have outdone yourself, Renz!

Holden

I don’t like it. It’s too phony.

Shanaynay

No one was talkin’ to you, you depressed lesbian.

Me

Um, I’d like the Garlic Chicken Rosemary. With a coke.

Shanaynay

I’ll have the same thing. Only hold the coke, and give me a bottle of cobra whiskey.

Me

Cobra whiskey?

Shanaynay

Yeah! It’s like a bottle of regular whiskey, but there’s a dead snake inside the bottle.

Me

What!?

 Shanaynay

I know I was shocked too! But it’s actually really good. One time, I even took the dead snake out of bottle and ate it.

Holden

Oh, gross. You’re a disgusting, lousy phony.

Shanaynay

Hmm…Had you eva’ eaten yo’ own genitalia?

Holden

No.

(Shanaynay pulls out her knife)

Shanaynay

You will when I’m done with you.

Me

All, right! Everyone calm down! Just give her some whine.

Waiter

All right.

Shanaynay

Phht! Party pooper!

 Me

What are you going to order, Holden?

Holden

You know, this reminds me of a funny story, it really does. Back when I was at Pencey, the school I went to, me and my old roommate, Stradlater, a real phony, let me tell you, we went to this breakfast buffet with some girls we had picked up. The place was really classy and stuff, but it was full of phonies, you know. So I…

Me (to the waiter)

He’ll have the same thing.

Waiter

Very well.

The Waiter walks away. A few minutes later, he brings a tray of breadsticks

Waiter

Your appetizers.

Shanaynay

Uh, no! You know this ain’t what we ordered! We ordered Chicken Rosemary, not some smelly ass pieces of bread.

Me

Shanaynay. It’s just the appetizers. The chicken is for later.

Shanaynay

Fo’ real?! Damn! This place really is classy! They be givin’ us some free food. You know what, I take back what I said. I’ll try one of these smelly ass breads.

Shanaynay eats one breadstick

 Shanaynay

Ohhh. Damn! This shit is good!

Holden

You see, Renz? That’s the problem with most people. Their all phonies. I mean, you and I are pretty real people, you know, but others? Their phonies. I mean, everyone is either a Phony or a flit. I’m not saying I hate flits ore anything, but…

Holden continues to talk nonstop.

Me (To Shanaynay)

What is he even talking about?

Shanaynay

I don’t know, but it’s annoyin’ as hell. Want me to shut him the fuck up?

Me

Eh. Knock yourself out.

Shanaynay pulls out a gun and shoots Holden on the forehead. He dies instantly.

Waiter

Your Chicken Rosemary are here.

Shanaynay

Yeah! I am hungry as fuck!

Me

Me too.

 So, Me and Shanaynay eat our Chicken Rosemary, and Holden didn’t whine about anything again, because he was dead. 

Who else do you want to see have a fictional dinner with me? Leave a Comment.

Why I love Pretty Little Liars

   When I first saw the trailer for Pretty Little Liars, my thoughts were...

                                  "God this show is gonna be stupid." I had just seen Sorority Row a few weeks back, and I thought that it was going to be a rip off of that, and I didn't even like Sorority Row. But, boy, how wrong was I. It turned out that the show was smartly written with likable and relatable characters. While shows like Gossip Girl and and 90210, which exploits the positives of being young, hot and popular, Pretty little liars dwells into the dark side of it. Whatever these girls do, it has consequences. 

     The story follows four teenaged girls and their leader, Alison Dilaurentis, Who is Queen B(itch) of Rosewood High. One night while the girls were camping out, Alison goes missing. One year after her disappearance, Ali's body is found, and her former posse starts getting text messages from the mysterious A (Think Gossip Girl's mentally unstable sister), each Text being super personal. Now they have to find out who this A is and put an end to his/her/it/bitch's blackmailing, while also piecing together what happened on the night Alison was supposedly murdered.  

     My favorite thing about the show are the characters. Now, these girls are no Blair and Serena. As much as I love Gossip Girl, I'm pretty sure normal girls could never relate to them. The only place you'd see girls like Blair and Serena are in magazines and E true Hollywood stories. but as for these four liars, I'd say their the first relatable characters in teen dramas I've seen in a long time. There are girls in my High School who are very similar to Aria and Emily.
     Unlike the Gossip girls, whose only problems are rich girl problems, like jewelry, clothes and boys, These Liars go through some serious crap. Aria has to keep her father's affair with a student a secret from her mom and brother, while also having a secret relationship with her teacher, Mr. Ezra Fitz. Hanna has to deal with her insecurities, much like most teenaged girls do. At one point in the show, Spencer goes to a bad place, because she might or might have not hurt Ali on the night of her supposed death. Emily loses Maya, her first true love, after they find her body at the end of season one.
     My favorite moments of the show are always when the girls are sleuthing it out, and trying to solve the mystery of A, the show's main antagonist. Now, I haven't been intimidated by a villain since Heath Ledger's Joker. A is such a bad ass villain, and yet we have never actually seen him yet, or know what he looks like. And for those PLL fans who need catching up, A's a guy, and his real name is Charles. Oops, I accidentally spoiled it for you! Sorry...not sorry. But the best part about A, is that, yeah, Charles is A, but when he's defeated, and believe me, he will be. Somebody else can easily take the role of A. And no matter how hard these girls try to end it, the future is very unpredictable, and Alison has hurt alot of people. enough to keep the spirit of A alive. Anyone can be A, even the girls have a bit of A in them, like Aria,...Who I still think is A.
     Anyways, Love it or Hate it, Pretty Little Liars is a turning point for teen dramas. The main focus of the show is not romance. It shows that a Teenage girl is capable of more than thinking about boys. In fact, the Liar's love life's are only secondary plots. The main focus of the show are these four girls, and the friendship they have for one another. Sisters before Bfs and Gfs. 

Character Fight!!! T Rex V. Spinosaurus

Jurassic Park movies are all very beloved... Well, at least the first one was. I feel like I'm the only one who liked JP 3. But whether you like them or not, you have to admit. Dinosaurs are awesome. And not only because their giant, dragon like monsters, but because they actually existed.
     
        So, there's a scene in JP3. And that was highly controversial. And that scene was... When Alan and Ellie didn't end up together!!!! Dun Dun Dunnn!!!! Oh, right! Then there was that thing bout T Rex getting killed, almost forgot about that.

There's a scene where the characters are being chased by a T Rex, and at the other end, they see the Spinosaurus. This scary ass looking dinosaur with bony spine and empty eyes. So, and T Rex Fight, and then this happens...

I can only Imagine the terror this caused for T Rex fans. "No!!! Not T Rex!!!" Personally, this didn't phase me. T Rex was my least favorite dinosaur in the 1st Jurassic Park. I was born in 1997,which makes me a 2000's kid. and 2000's kids didn't really appreciate the T Rex as much as the 90's kids did. Anyways, Let's get down to business. What would happen if T Rex and Spinosaurus really met? Let's see who would win.
                                                              BEGIN BATTLE!!!!!
In This Corner!
   Tyrannosaurus Rex

• Late cretaceous period
• Theropod (Carnivore)
• USA
• 40 ft long
• 6.5 tons

Advantages

• Powerful legs
• Strong bite force
• strong senses 

Disadvantages

• Small Arms

On the other corner

Spinosaurus Eagypticus 

• Mid Cretaceous period
• Theropod (Carnivore)
• AFRICA Egypt 
• 60 ft long
• 20.9 Tons

Advantages

• Powerful Arms 
• Serrated teeth
• Strong swimmer
• Crocodile like senses 

Disadvantages

• Short legs.

It's really funny in an ironic sort of way. T Rex had strong, powerful legs, but shamefully short arms, And Spinosaurus had big, strong arms, but short,stubby legs. 

THE WINNER IS....

It was a really tough call. I mean, this battle could go two different ways. If this battle was on land, the T Rex would overpower Spinosaurus like a boss, but if the battle was in water, then Spinosaurus would Filet T Rex's sorry ass. But, since land battles are more popular, the winner is...

Don't get me wrong. Spino is still way awesomer than T Rex. 

My Dumb Blog!!!

Hi, My name is AL, I'm seventeen years old, and I just wanna Fuck!!! Nah, I'm just kidding. I made this blog because I am bored out of my mind. The summer is almost here, and I have no Idea what I'm gonna do. I'm going to California this summer, so I won't be able to see my friends.  So, right at this very moment, during Mr. Krebs and Kusnik's Driver's Ed class, I decided to make this blog. I'm just going to post random shit on this blog. Here are some things you need to know about me.
I Like...

• Chocolate (R.I.P Cadbury USA)
• Ice Cream (Smore Flavored is my favorite)
• The Voice (India Carney and Corey Kent White are my favorite)
• Superman (Except Man Of Steel. That movie sucked)
• Pretty Little Liars (Aria is the best!)
• Cooking (My specialty is steak)
• Music (Any Genre. I especially love me some Christina Aguilera)

I Dislike

• Anyone who talks smack about anyone. (A.K.A Bullies)
• People who get to obsessive
• Aside from that, I try not to dislike anything.

My Favorite Shows

• Pretty Little Liars (Again, Aria is the best, and A is such a bitch!)
• The Voice (All my favorite contestants are still on the show!)
• Once upon a time (Corny Yes. Easy to follow? No. But entertaining? Hell, yeah!)
• Spongebob Squarepants (I grew up watching it)
• Young Justice (BTW: Superboy is my man crush)

My favorite movies

• Tangled (Rapunzel has really pretty hair)
• A Prairie Home Companion (The last good movie Lindsay Lohan starred in)
• The Ring (That girl is the main reason why I don't want to have children)
• Rise of the Guardians (Side note: Jack Frost looks like he's from a 90's boy band)
• Mean Girls (If you have a problem with that, then you can't sit with me!)
• Godzilla (Any of them! Even the 1998 one!) 
• Jurassic Park (1, 2 & 3! I have the box set edition!) 

And that was my likes and dislikes.