Mean Boys Movie fan casting

A while ago, I wrote about possible spin offs for Mean Girls, one of them coming true in the form of an upcoming Jennifer Aniston movie "Mean Moms". And just now, I found an article on Time Magazine called There should be a Mean Boys Movie and this is who should be in it.  The article basically says why Mean Boys should be a movie. After reading Rosalind Wiseman's book Masterminds and Wingmen, I learned alot about us boys. Boys commit Suicide more times than girls. boys are more likely to be bullied than girls, and Boys are more likely to fail school than girls. This new wave of Feminist friendly female centric stories are very important to society, It's also important to not lose focus on the boys too, because it turns out, guys are 100% more emotional than girls. So if there was a Mean Boys, who should star in it? Here's my casting choices.

Nick Robinson/ The new kid

Nick Robinson is a new young actor. His works include Frenemies, Kings of Summers, oh, and he's also starring in a small summer movie called Jurassic World! I think he'd be a great male alternative to Lindsay Lohan's Kady Heron. 

And Now for the popular kids. Now, Guy World Monarchy is way different than Girl World Dictatorship. 

Sterling Beaumon/The Mastermind

The Mastermind is the one who controls all the actions in his group. He doesn't have to be the most popular (in guy world, the popular one isn't always the leader), but he's the one who manipulates everyone. Sterling Beaumon would be a good runner up for this choice, Because he's already played a manipulative jerk twice in two different shows. He can replicate that, but add a very Regina-eque twist to the role. 

Jake T. Austin/ The associate 

The Associate is the one who holds all of his Clique Members' secrets, and finds more secrets outside of the group. So this one is the Gretchen of the group. I don't know why, but I always pictured Jake T.Austin in the role. I don't know why, but he's the only one who can pull it off in my book. 

Mason Dye/ The Bouncer

The Bouncer is the guy who takes the blame for the group when they get into trouble. He's also the most athletic, and Is also the dumbest of the group. Sound Familiar? Sounds like he has ESPN or something. The Perfect actor for this is Mason Dye. Mason is the bulkiest out of all the actors mentioned, so it's only fitting he played the Bouncer. I also chose him because I want as much similarity to Karen as possible. There can even be a scene where they go to a costume party, and he's wearing nothing but a head mirror and a Jock Strap, and they ask "What are you" and he goes "I'm a Doctor. Duh." While pointing at the head mirror. 

The rest of the Wingmen don't really have Plastics Counterparts, so just bear with me, okay? 

Jack Gleeson/ the Entertainer

Jack Gleeson's performance on Game of Thrones is very entertaining in a funny way, so Why not play the Joker of the group? 

Jaden Smith/ The Conscience

The Conscience is the nice guy of the group. He's the one always trying to talk the rest of the group out of doing something incredibly stupid. For this role, I chose Jaden Smith, mostly because the nice guy is all he plays in movies. 

Peyton Meyer/ The Fly

The Fly is the member of the group who goes to other Cliques to build false friendships, ensuring that their Clique will stay on top. For this role, I chose Peyton Meyer, because he just looks like a social Butterfly, doesn't he?! 

Cameron Boyce/ The Punching Bag

The Punching Bag is the kid who is the easy target of cruelty in the group. Cameron Boyce just looks like the type of guy who easily gets pushed around. 

And no teen movie is complete without a love interest.

Chloe Moretz/ The Love Interest

Chloe Moretz could totally be the female Aaron Samuels. She's too perfect not to.